Hi, I'm Jonkers, author and poet. (Sounds posh!)


I'm over 16 years of age and below 140.  I have not got short blonde hair or a moustache.  I am not currently working as a Zoo Keeper and probably never will be.  I have 3 brothers, both called Jane and live in a house somewhere.  I have got a head.


Despite the above, my name is Jonkers and not 'Bonkers'.


I hope you enjoy reading my books.  If not, please don't let me know!!