Hi, I'm Jonkers, author and poet. (Sounds posh!)
I'm over 16 years of age and below 140. I have not got short blonde hair or a moustache. I am not currently working as a Zoo Keeper and probably never will be. I have 3 brothers, both called Jane and live in a house somewhere. I have got a head.
Despite the above, my name is Jonkers and not 'Bonkers'.
I hope you enjoy reading my books. If not, please don't let me know!!
